The House Where Nobody Lives

kaijuno:

Wait this is funny

duckdotcom:

jame7t:

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

thegaymertrainer:

You’ll never guess..

slutdge:

slutdge:

wheres that picture of nathan fielder where hes like “listening to rock music outside of a police station” thats what the ppl in those extremely uwu “punk” posts come off as every time but theyre not doing it as a joke

“in a loud room the punkest thing you can do is be quiet, in a hard world the punkest thing you can do is be soft”

chaoticinternetdreamer:

akumanorobin:

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

choopahcobbler:

Mista J

a-book-of-creatures:

humanoidpigeon:

parotcardsroxy:

parotcardsroxy:

well here’s the thing about birds: sometimes they are pink

pink robin

galah

pink headed fruit dove

roseate spoonbill

pine grosbeak

american flamingo

rosy bourke’s parakeet

two barred crossbill

anna’s hummingbird

@a-book-of-creatures

Pink!

manga-and-stuff:

sweetxvertigo:

i definitely don’t remember this episode of evangelion going like this

You just repressed those memories…

himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

swesq21:

zzoupz:

castratedvader:

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

jessiesjaded:

Canon dialogue.

sketchdeath:

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

vaporsnake:

vaporsnake:

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer